{"id":151,"date":"2011-08-23T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T20:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=151"},"modified":"2011-08-23T20:24:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-23T20:24:00","slug":"smirk-at-me-will-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Smirk At Me WILL YOU!!!!???"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p>So  I had one of those days yesterday&#8230; the kind that makes me wanna trade  in my kids for monkeys and have a rest&#8230; or QUIT and go back to work!   &#8220;YOU think I am trapped here!  I can quit if I wanna!  &#8230;kinda&#8230; I  CAN GO BACK TO WORK WHEN EVER I WANNA&#8230; kinda&#8230;&#8221; was heard at one  point I am sure&#8230; in a raised voice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Don&#8217;t look at me like that!  I can do attitude too!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;TIME OUT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;GO TO YOUR ROOM!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;STAY IN YOUR ROOM!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;STOP ATTACKING YOUR SISTER!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;DON&#8217;T BITE YOUR BROTHER!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get that out of your mouth!  NO, put it in the garbage!  OH GROSS!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh for Pete&#8217;s sake WHAT IS THIS!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YUCK!  You are grossing your mother OUT HERE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;GET DOWN!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;STOP ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AND SSSSSSSSTTTTOOOOPPP SCREAMING!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; oh bother&#8230; no one is listening are they&#8230;??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> I was out of breath before lunch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> Today  was different though&#8230; I thought of everything I could take away AND I  DID and then, cuz they where still smirking at me, I hatched a plan.  I  woke my kids up at dawn, even the littlest two, marched them out to the  breakfast table with a smile, feed them and gave them the schedule for  the day&#8230; a strictly laid out schedule involving plenty of chores&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> Funny but they&#8217;re in much better moods today and no one is attacking one another or mouthing off to me,<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I am still smiling. <\/p>\n<p> THOSE DAYS do end:)<\/p>\n<p> TTFN<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had one of those days yesterday&#8230; the kind that makes me wanna trade in my kids for monkeys and have a rest&#8230; or QUIT and go back to work! &#8220;YOU think I am trapped here! I can quit if I wanna! &#8230;kinda&#8230; I CAN GO BACK TO WORK WHEN EVER I WANNA&#8230; kinda&#8230;&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}