{"id":411,"date":"2010-05-28T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T22:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2010-05-28T22:16:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T22:16:00","slug":"crack-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"Crack Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_It9KDpK7ADM\/TABBpf7IfGI\/AAAAAAAAHHk\/cwGnGo75BkM\/s1600\/DSC09765.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_It9KDpK7ADM\/TABBpf7IfGI\/AAAAAAAAHHk\/cwGnGo75BkM\/s320\/DSC09765.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476449328082484322\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Little Woman was telling my oldest niece (she is almost three)  about Baby Boy&#8217;s  neck owe-y today and she pointed at it and said &#8216;He just has a crack  now.  I don&#8217;t though.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>My niece then said &#8216;I has a cwack.&#8217; and  pulled up her pant leg, showing  a scratch on her knee.<\/p>\n<p>Little Woman showed her arm off and exclaimed &#8216;Me too!  I have that same crack on my  elbow!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>TTFN<!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Woman was telling my oldest niece (she is almost three) about Baby Boy&#8217;s neck owe-y today and she pointed at it and said &#8216;He just has a crack now. I don&#8217;t though.&#8217; My niece then said &#8216;I has a cwack.&#8217; and pulled up her pant leg, showing a scratch on her knee. Little Woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}