{"id":613,"date":"2009-06-18T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2009-06-18T21:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T21:44:00","slug":"if-you-give-a-two-year-old-a-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"If You Give A Two Year Old A Cookie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_It9KDpK7ADM\/Sjq1TNyYn8I\/AAAAAAAAEX8\/bMZU0cawFCU\/s1600-h\/IMG_3522.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_It9KDpK7ADM\/Sjq1TNyYn8I\/AAAAAAAAEX8\/bMZU0cawFCU\/s400\/IMG_3522.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348786849179017154\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">If you give a two year old a cookie,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">or half a <span>donut<\/span>,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">or a <span>liquorish<\/span>,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">you hope she will wake up and follow you to school with out screaming.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You rub the treat under her nose to wake her up to go BEFORE YOU ARE LATE AGAIN and you coo to her about putting her shoes on then getting the treat BEFORE YOU ARE LATE AGAIN and you hand it to her and take her hand, <span>whisking<\/span> her out the door BEFORE YOU ARE LATE AGAIN&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">If you give a two year old a cookie,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">or half a donut,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">or a <span>liquorish<\/span>,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">you just might make it on time but don&#8217;t sweat it if she screams all the way home about being thirsty and wanting another said cookie, donut or <span>liquorish<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>With my head down in shame<br \/>I confess this is where I am at<br \/>in order to make it through another school day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span>TTFN<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you give a two year old a cookie,or half a donut,or a liquorish,you hope she will wake up and follow you to school with out screaming.You rub the treat under her nose to wake her up to go BEFORE YOU ARE LATE AGAIN and you coo to her about putting her shoes on then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ladymacblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}